CONTINENTAL QUACK COMMAND

 

THE MISSION

Our medical mission is very simple:

To engage and conquer any natural or man-made plagues which may ever infect the Republic.

To deploy medics as requested globally (not ordered; we don't do no stinkin' orders).

To boldly explore, master, and integrate all forms of quackery which may have relevance to that mission

 

OUR STRUCTURE

The SQS ;-) [Strategic Quack Service]  is a secretive advisory body which officially began this mission in 1993 in fuzzy form.  In those years, we did not have any idea how to go about actually accomplishing the mission.  It was just idle chatter and nerd bitching, mostly.  By the mid-1990's, the issue was more serious to us, but, still, no solutions.  Many were proposed and explored, but none were suitable.  Operations in support of the mission were invoked, but Technical Operations lagged horribly behind and was neglected -- mostly twiddling the thumbs, demoralization, and partial abandonment of the mission.  "F it.  We're all screwed," was the attitude for sometime.  By 2004, a solution was stumbled upon.  It had been there all along and actually near 200 years old with already an impressive legacy of counter-plague utility, immense medical experience, and almost miraculous capacities to serve the mission.   And so, the SQS began to outline the dream -- part of which is now the CQC agenda.  Our conclave eagle and beret crest was then stamped to the program.

Though SQS continues to explore many areas of utility to the mission -- rapid production and distribution of vaccines and counter-viral drugs, in particular -- the success of any such program hinges upon civil volunteers more so than any government and military.  

Among a major viral outbreak, our Worst Case Scenario prediction remains at:  

The Super Plague scenario amounts to potentially around 150 million Americans -- civil and military -- disabled immediately, dying, and potentially dead in less than a week.  Total chaos everywhere.  Cities falling globally.   Of course, as a country red-neck/ hick, the future loss of the cities, we pissy Conservatives are inclined to look upon as a positive change in Liberal voter demographics.  Thus, what's the rush?  We make no fine wine before it's time.  General Quack is not a "Here I come to save the day!" Liberal:

Little and mighty he is, yes.  Your hero?  Hell no!  Heck, as the Super Flu clock ticks away, Dr. Quack is often out feeding the goats and tending to his garden without the slightest sense of urgency at all.   In rushing, there is no sanity and only flock to hysterical fear-mongering.  In zero care and zero emotion, cold as it may be, it's just a lot easier to think and not "feel" so much.  So we lose a few cities!  Fine.  General Quack's command style is very lazy, very aloof, and requires that YOU save the day!  He doesn't even make inspirational speeches.  If you're so sissy that you actually need that to be pushed, we don't want you in CQC.  If the reading in here is too much for you or hard on your ears, that's just too bad.  Get the hell out of here.

 

Many believe they will simply flock onto the highways and flee the cities among such chaos, and so they are passive and don't care to learn.  They figure the government will save their sorry asses.  But there is really no place to run while lock down within each locality is the best strategy to implement overnight in containment of pathogen spread. 

Thus, SQS continues to advise that, in such scenarios, kill zones need to be established around the cities so that nothing comes in or out without permission.   That means potentially using military ground and air forces against American civilians attempting to cross terrain from one locality to another in violation of Martial Law.   The reason we do push such a ruthless policy is in order to prevent further infection spread during critical incubation periods, to preserve regional assets, and to gain control of the situation promptly;  A strategy of containment, overall. 

Once contained, then the situation may be squashed regionally.  Cutting off city to city spread is first priority.  Whatever tries to cross that barrier needs to be killed.  Thus, the national airdrop situation will probably have many civil encampments located in rural areas just outside of the cities and inside of those established boundaries.  Aeromedical and supply logistics will need to be massive in order to serve such displaced populations engaged in trying to cure their regional flu woes.

For those reasons and because civil air logistics overlaps, we mirror our organizational structure exactly with that of the Civil Air Patrol so that, in such possible grand-scale national emergencies, each Wing in our command matches as an adjunct to existing CAP wings; Each of our squadrons to CAP squadrons.

REGIONAL COMMANDS

North East, Middle East, South East, South West, North Central, Rocky Mountain, Alaskan, Pacific, Hawaii.

WING LEVEL

Collection of squadrons per state.

SQUADRON LEVEL

Collection of individuals per locality

 

OUR PEOPLE

CQC's recruiting policy is very simple:   we take damn near anyone!

Why?   Because you have to be pretty much insane to venture into or hold your ground in viral hotzones where everyone else is trying to flee as a f'n coward.  Even with the best bag of tricks in tow as a quack medic, your chances of contracting infection among contact with patients are extremely high and CQC will certainly see personnel losses.  Always will you be poorly equipped with overwhelming masses of patients.   There isn't any chance the mission will even be accomplished where the People depend too greatly upon the government and military.  It boils down to the question of whether or not each American will stay and help -- maybe die -- with his local friends and family or run as a no good, f'in chicken. 

There really aren't that many options for out-running Super Plague when airports, highways, sea,  rail, and regional ground are fully locked down, and so one might as well die honorably and useful to the mission.  While dying, we have at least tried to provide you with something useful to do;  Some hope to keep; Some pride to the end.  We try to give you a realistic dream of saving the Republic which is not at all impossible to do if CQC's forces can be exponentially multiplied overnight to meet patient demand.  And, if all be pseudoscience as our twit critics claim, well, hell, maybe 50% living from Placebo Effect alone is near half the Republic kept alive.   But, it ain't Placebo behind our way. Any positive placebo factor is a good thing to keep in the program, though.

And so, the first rule of CQC is that we don't attempt to control it too greatly.  Armies with the greatest morale tend to be a rag-tag horde of rebels under loose control.   We teach you what to do, but not how to do it.   We also keep unseen WW2 Resistance structure so that the chain of command can be lost while individual "cells" continue to operate.  Instead of terrorists, they're just medics.  

We just infect the minds of the masses with the dream, an outline, and let YOU do the rest.  The power of the Internet to link the world is one key strategy we keep.  The utility of HAM radio is another asset to the mission. The utility of civilian pilots and air crews is another focus.  Because existing government and military will be suffering up to 50% disability and losses, we do not rely upon those institutions.  If they remain, their integration is useful.  Though we give some priority to those institutions, no government or military is effective without national manpower and tax base!  Thus, we roughly spread priorities in treatment and cure among the masses; for the military and government is composed of the People.

OUR METHODS

CQC takes focus upon the quack field of Homeopathy and unconventional vaccination methods.   Why?  Because homeopathy (along with earlier roots in Traditional Chinese Medicine and Greek Medicine) is the mother of modern vaccines.  It is a medical art with impressive record against the plagues of historical Europe.

We focus on two areas:

 

1) The clandestine and fully open spread of self-vaccination protocols:   the blood-autonosode, nosodes, sarcodes applied under Korsakov limited glassware methods.  This allows the populations at least some home remedy capacity against most Influenza strains.  It buys us time until a Remedy Epidemicus protocol is unleashed by CQC over radio to the masses.

2) We also focus upon Genus Epidemicus remedy strategies based upon homeopathic remedies commonly available in any local health store.  We take a headquarters and regional drug manufacturing and strategic aeromedical logistics approach (Project MOONSHINE; Someday Project RAPHAEL perhaps) while also understanding that the air forces and supply will never be ready in time.  Thus, we focus upon spread of information regionally right now so that supply and logistics issues are supportive, but not critical.  The grass-roots resistance effort already in place is key.   If at least a couple people in every state of the Union know what to do, those few are enough to carry the day.

 

What does the mission require at this point?

 

At least 4 medics and 4 civil aviators per state of the Union.  We don't need big, bloated agencies and institutional constraints.  We don't even need highly qualified medical people, but just insane people willing to remain on-site and lead as directed.  We need you able to lead an inner circle of 12;  For each in that generation to lead another 12, and so forth.   We need each of those individuals able to gather equipment and manpower -- at least 400 local volunteers per 1 quack -- in a time of need.   This is a purpose of our social networking and recruiting.   Where we have just that, we do have the capacity to field a very effective counter-plague defense.   It is already in place, scattered beyond our ability to know, continually growing, and completely impossible to crush.   We have no need for a large structure, but just retention of that CQC army of 800 bold people (4 x 4 x 50 states);  That plus a few rungs of Reserve quacks and pilots in the same numbers.  The rest of the masses can be assembled in a time of need.   This army is sort of the advanced echelon of the larger quack army out there.

What we need right now is a database of interested volunteers with the following information:

  1. Your chosen call sign (we don't need email or identity at this point and don't want it).  50 MHz and other HAM bands or civil radio are where you'll receive your marching orders if ever called up.  Don't even need to know your name.
  2. Your city and state.
  3. Your nearest major airport.
  4. Your nearest small airport.
  5. Your nearest military base.
  6. The name of your nearest police station.

Then, we just toss you into an email list and study group forum.  Instantly, we have the skeleton of the Continental Quack Command assembled with Reserve assets perpetually coming on line and gaining familiarity with the methods.  Each of you is expected to gather some basic equipment -- stuff lying around the house; To teach to others as you learn; And to always gather one civilian pilot (any aircraft type) per medic recruited.  

Each of you is expected to learn and perpetually search for upgrades to the methodology we teach and to make yourself capable of lone operation in your region.  You may someday have to lead hospital and supply operations to serve hundreds, thousands, or even millions of people as needed.  It can never be accomplished alone, and so you must always be able to teach and replicate yourself and methods rapidly.  You must be able to operate all alone with no communications to the chain of command, no support, and no supply.   We can equip you to do that, but the rest is up to you.  You must be a self-starter who learns quickly and has a broad range of capacities in general.

 

It's basically a reserve medical militia outline.  Until a suitable replacement is found, Dr. Quack, like any good dictator, has declared himself "Imperial Quack General of the United States of America"; CINC ("sink"; Commander-in-Chief) of all counter-plague Quackery; High Chief of the Quack Nation.  And, your job is to take that job away from me.  Outperform me as a quack.  Take the dream and do whatever the hell you want with it!  Just get the job done.  I don't dictate how.  I just focus upon raising and training the quack army. 

As is the old master to young Grasshopper, often I may have the answers but do not teach them so that you will seek them out on your own.  Though CQC has its favored methods, we really don't care about your practice style or the details.  Just do whatever it takes to hold the line.  Such is your mission, if you choose to accept it.  The singlemost criteria is that you must be willing to possibly die while heading into viral hotzones rather than away from them.  Should the shit ever come, that's exactly where you'll deploy with your recruited divisions in tow.   Are you monster or mouse?!  Will you die honorably fighting or as a coward? This is all we need to know about you.  Think it over.